Did you know that love is not the most powerful element? It’s true! Not by a long shot!
While some maintain that love is the most powerful force or element in the universe, the fact is that these people are laughably wrong. As far as forces go, even gravity (a weak force) puts love to shame. Can love steer a comet? Not hardly.
There are many elements more powerful than love. I mean, yeah, love can give you cervical cancer, but so can plutonium. And while uranium could power a city for millennia, love can barely keep a boner up for a full episode of The Golden Girls without chemical assistance.
Love and hydrogen have probably ruined about the same number of blimps, but that’s the only concession I’m willing to make. Invest elsewhere!
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