Thursday, March 6, 2014

Sock science: Protips!


Did you know …

That you can get an extra day or two of wear from your socks (before washing) by simply turning them inside out? It’s true!

The mechanism here is deceptively simple. By inverting the sock, you force accumulated “floor crap” and “foot crap” to switch places. While foot crap remains stinky even on the outside of the sock, and while floor crap remains dirty even when it’s touching your foot, the switcheroo will temporarily fool all but the closest sock observers.

A word of warning, however! If you have recently been walking around in dog shit while wearing your socks, or if your foot ulcers have been bleeding while you were wearing your socks, this trick will have limited effectiveness!

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