Sunday, March 30, 2014

Snip snap snappy


Did you know …

That until 1978 there was no such thing as “scissors”? It’s true!

Prior to that time, whenever someone want to cut something, they would press against it a single blade, not the highly effective paired blades of scissors. They called this device a “knife.” Idiots.

Also, in the same way that we have blunted “safety scissors” for children and the tragically inept, those olden-days people had blunted safety knives. Safety knives were spoons, which just goes to show that kids were also dumber in those days.

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