Friday, November 22, 2013

The Key



Did you know …

That any key will open any locked door? It’s true!

Lock companies have long relied on the public not knowing that you pretty much just need any key-shaped thing to open any lock-shaped lock. All those little jaggy things on the “key” are more or less ornamental.

How do I know this? I’m writing this post from my neighbor’s closet! Turns out that my neighbor loves two things: locks and pornography! Stick with the porn, Don, because the locks aren't doing you any good.

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