And I thought candy was Nature's candy.

Did you know …

That fruit is Nature’s candy? It’s true, apparently!

What does this say about Nature?

That you probably shouldn’t trick-or-treat at Nature’s house. Try putting a razorblade into a Werther’s Original—it’s a lot harder than hiding one in, like, a strawberry. It just makes me a little suspicious of Nature’s motives. Come to think of it, though, you probably shouldn’t trick-or-treat anywhere they’re handing out Werther's, either.

Does this seem like observational humor? If you like. But keep it in mind next year.