Fireman!

Did you know …

That “firemen” don’t invent or ignite fires, but, instead, they actually put them out? It’s true!

Almost 100% of the time, a fireman specializes in extinguishing fires. In those rare exceptions, where a fireman specializes in starting fires, the other firemen band together to hunt down this “dark fireman.” Once he has been caught, and after the ensuing battle if there is one, the “bright firemen” typically put him to death, usually by inserting a firehouse in one or both of his ends. There’s a special ceremony that accompanies this sentence, but no non-firemen have ever witnessed it.

Oh, also, firemen are required to attend four years of fire college, where they learn the secrets of the flame.