Wormeye

Did you know …

That you have worms in your eyeballs? It’s true! Little worms, swimming, chewing, and wondering where to lay their eggs.

Two additional points:

1) Lest you attempt to take away some of the worms’ horror by naming them, don’t even try. There are just too many worms in your eyeballs, wriggling up against the little veins and sliding along the lenses, to name.

2) Lest you attempt to remove the worms, or poison them with medicine, don’t even try. While it has yet to be confirmed by science, there is evidence that the worms’ consumption of your eyeball tissue and juices is all that prevents spontaneous eyeball rupture.

Bonus fact!

-When you cry, it’s not actually your tears leaking from your eyes. What is it? You guessed it! It’s the worms’ tears! You’ve done something to upset them, or maybe they ran out of a particularly delicious chunk of eye, and they are crying, producing the tears that you are unable to create.