Did you know …
That last night I had a dream that I was in a forest being dive-bombed by an owl that had human breasts for feet? It’s true!
I should add, too, that while we’re probably all assuming that these were female breasts, owl paws are small enough that it’s very difficult to tell whether the breasts on them are male or female.
What does it mean, junior scientists?!
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