Breaking glass

Did you know …

That if you sing in just the right way, you can actually shatter glass? It’s true!

This is because the amorphous solid structure of glass can’t stand your stupid voice or the awful songs that seem to be stuck in your head. Each little molecule of glass, at the sound of you singing, begins to vibrate in anxiety until they fall into resonance. At that point, they throw themselves apart to try to escape the sound of your voice. Unfortunately for them, breaking doesn’t change the fundamental nature of the glass, and you’re the type to keep singing even after something has tried to end its own life.

But don’t feel bad; it’s only glass!