Qristmas Chuestions!

Greg Louganis (no relation) asks,

Dear Science,

What's a guy like me supposed to do on Christmas if not science?

Yours forever,

Greg

Thanks for the question, Greg!

Well ...

Did you know that science is probably the best thing to do on both Christmas and Christmas Eve? It's true!

Science, however, is not the only thing to do over the winter holiday, and depending on your mood you might want to explore your options. For instance, I have been celebrating Christmas day with diarrhea! For those of you who aren't doctors, diarrhea is a medical choice in which your guts decide to embarrass your whole body. The sights and sounds are practically unbelievable!!

When you choose to take a break from diarrhea, you watch Beverly Hills Cop II, which is nature’s cork. (Not to be confused with cork, which is nature’s bottle cap.)

Thanks, Greg, and I hope that gives you some options for what’s left of the holiday!