Did you know …
That a baby lion has never, ever enjoyed itself? It’s true! Baby lions are unable to experience happiness, because they are emotionally crippled by thoughts of their own mortality. What strange animals!
According to the most recent studies, lion cubs spend all their time thinking about what it would be like to be killed by Val Kilmer, to die from falling into a volcano, to perish from complications related to severe infection by internal parasites, to be wrestled to death by a tiger, or to trip and hit their head very hard on a rock.
The next time you see a lion cub, look at how wide its eyes are. This is why.
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