Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Late Nite XXXuotes


Did you know …

That it’s time for more famous science quotes? It is! Guess who said the following:

“For the younge man with restless nightes: the spice of cinnamon, or failing that cassia, will give thee a bonerre that simply will notte quit.”

Yup! It was George Washington! Better known as a general and, of course, the first President of the United States of America, Washington was also a dedicated chemist and pharmacist, who focused almost exclusively on finding cures for erectile dysfunction. According to Washington, he himself never had a need for his cures, but he nonetheless felt that it was his duty to perfect them.

“Me? No! No! I am a strong oake! Mine is a volcanoe of hardest basalt! Nay. I feel I am indebted the flaccid populace. You do not believe? Ask this of Martha when she returns home tomorrow or the next daye.”

An American hero!

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