Tuesday, October 15, 2013

TheBiggest Muscle


Did you know …

Which is the biggest muscle in your body? It’s your arm muscle! Unless you’re a puny weakling or a rugby player. In that case, the biggest muscle in your body might be your leg muscle.

Some people say that the biggest muscle is the heart muscle, but this is very rarely the case. When someone does have an extra-large heart muscle, it’s usually because they love too much, or because they abuse stimulants like cocaine. In either case, they will probably die young. A responsible funeral director will place a mark on their headstone to say whether they were a sweetheart (the sign of a heart), a drug addict (a heart with a dizzy face on it) or both (nested hearts with a dizzy face on them).

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