Did you know …
That clouds own the sky? It’s true! Some people say birds own the sky, but that’s just not the case. These people are pathetic shills for the bird lobby.
Loyal Cloudists should feel no compulsion to treat Birders with respect, or to honor business agreements with them, or to refrain from kidnapping their children, or to do anything but protect our way of life from the harmful Birder agenda.
Bird-lovers, you offend the natural order of the skies, and your days are numbered. Sleep with one eye open. Or don’t—it won’t make any difference in the end.
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