Did you know …
That Spiderweek couldn’t last forever? Of course it couldn’t. Like you or I, Spiderweek lives and dies, and returns to life each year by laying its eggs in the thorax of a beetle, or something.
If a beetle isn’t a good match for your ovipositor, here are some other things into which you can try laying your eggs in these final, frantic moments of your life:
A watermelon
An uncle
A rubber storage bin
A couch cushion
A bundt pan
A bundt cake
A campfire
A spider!
A pile of steaks
Until next year, little spiders!
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