Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Eflanzees


Did you know …


That many anthropologists believe that the elves of European folklore are based on extremely old (and evolved) oral histories of chimpanzees? It’s true!


When you look at the similarities, it seems almost obvious. Both elves and chimps live in the forest. Both steal babies. Both poop, like, wherever they want. Both sing beautiful songs. Both hunt and eat monkeys. Neither have tails. Both have hands for feet. Also, there was that part in Lord of the Rings where Gildor threw his own feces at Frodo and bit off part of Pippin’s foot.

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