Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Interns wanted!

Did you know …

That you can’t get an intern in this town to save your goddamn life? It’s true.

Interns are an essential component of any scientific operation, be it as dangerous materials handlers, medicine testers, or science blog image researchers. And yet apparently they’re all too entitled to accept an unpaid position at the nation’s leading science blog.

You know, I’d never go so far as to wait outside a college science building to kidnap someone, no matter how badly I needed an intern, but I’m certainly not above waiting outside a college science building to scare some humility into a nerd or two who think they’ve got something better lined up. Let’s see how bad Boston Scientific wants to hire you when your corduroys are soaked in piss, Gerald.

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