Thursday, June 26, 2014

I feel bad for the joker

Did you know …

That Mr. T, the former Heavyweight Champion of the World, could punch so hard that he was able to transform carbon-based molecules into diamonds? It’s true!

This was discovered only after scientists swabbed T’s boxing gloves for traces of Rocky III’s DNA. While Rocky’s DNA was too degraded for a viable clone (indeed, it may have come off Rocky that way in the first place), the scientists were surprised to find a thin coating of microscopic diamonds over the surface of the glove. Initially they assumed that this had something to do with T’s eccentric taste in jewelry, until an impatient T punched one of those poindexters in the face. Among the fragments of broken nerd glasses and geek skull, the remaining scientists found similar traces of diamond!

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