Friday, May 9, 2014

Uncredible

Did you know …


That modern science has yet to create an “Incredible Hulk” potion? It’s true. Sadly, it’s true.

You can make all the purple cutoffs you want, and you can mix up all the household chemicals you want, and you can drink those chemicals in front of the microwave, or rub them on your body whenever you guess solar flares might be strongest, but you won’t turn into the Hulk. You’ll turn into a guy wearing overlarge purple cutoffs who smells like bleach.

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