Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Assumptions and subacute regional lymphadenitis

Did you know …

That cats HATE it when you full on lick them on the face? It’s true!

This is brand new research. A lay person (as we all were in this field until very recently) might assume that cats love to be licked, considering how much time they spend licking themselves and each other, but this is not the case when it comes to being licked in the face by a human.

As a general guideline, I’d recommend not licking any cats in the face, unless you really want to and your own face is already so scarred that you think no one will notice. However, I will say that there is room for further research, and adjusting the experiment slightly may well change the results.

A few changes to variables that I might implement in the future:
-Try it when your tongue isn’t coated with peanut butter
-Try it while holding the cat in a location other than over a full bathtub
-Try it with your own cat, instead of a cat you trapped in the alley
-Try it while scream-singing a different song (by all indications, Metallica’s Enter Sandman does not sufficiently relax the licked cat)

  

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