Did you know …
That many scientists believe that the natural environment humans are most suited to is, in fact, the inside of a dolphin? It’s true.
Seems pretty strange, if you ask me, but then I don’t really understand the exact mechanisms of evolution. Apparently the conditions inside a dolphin are essentially optimal for human health and well-being. I don’t know if this suggests that we should be living inside dolphins as symbiotes or parasites, or if it’s more like … like that scene in Star Wars 2, on the snow planet, where Hand Solo unzips that kangaroo-goat and stuffs his friend Luke Skywalker inside; that is to say, maybe we should be using dolphins as disposable sleeping bags.
Readers: Have any of you ever lived inside a dolphin, feeding off its vital fluids? Have any of you ever spend the night in a dolphin? Tell us your experiences!
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