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Did you know …

That until the Great Depression turkeys were kept as household pets? It’s true.

Of course, when the United States’ economy collapsed food became too scarce and expensive to just have big fat turkeys wandering around every house. You see, turkeys are infamous thieves and gluttons, and if you had a pet turkey you would also have a lot of food go missing. That’s plain stupid. So millions of turkeys across the states were turned out, thrown into rivers, or shipped anonymously to other countries.

It was the first step on the road to recovery.