Did you know …
That making your own seasonal allergy treatments is not only a great way to save money, but also a great way to land your whole neighborhood in the emergency room? It’s true.
Personally, I think it’s a very understandable mistake: if the science seemed sound, why wouldn’t you do all your neighbors a favor and surreptitiously dose them? To not do that would be the real crime. Fortunately, if you administer your home remedy via the annual neighborhood Spring Chilly Chili Cookoff, the affected parties will assume that it was one of the cooks who tried to “poison” them. Just remember to fake your own case of diarrhea—if you’re the only one not screaming, crying, and rolling around on the soccer field trying to hold your behind shut, you may get some suspicious glances.
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