Did you know …
That vampire teeth are hollow? It’s true!
If this is surprising to you, you should check yourself a little bit. What do vampires do? They suck blood. Do you suck blood through solid teeth? No, you suck blood through hollow things, like straws, hollow teeth, or syringes. Hollow teeth in this case. You should have known that.
This also means that vampire teeth are very fragile. If you’re ever attacked by a vampire, be sure to punch it right in the teeth. The vampire will very certainly still murder you, because their strength, of course, isn’t contained in their teeth, but there’s a chance that you could crack or chip one of those hollow teeth, and then they’d have to explain what happened to their teeth to the other vampires. That’d sort of be like if you had to tell your fellow idiots down at the sports bar that a mouse gave you a black eye.
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