Did you know …
That cranberries aren’t actually berries? It’s true!
Cran-“berries” are actually some kind of mushroom, or maybe a species of insect. No one knows for sure. Some people believe that this is the result of a global conspiracy between Ocean Spray and the lizard people, but I’m inclined to think it’s just because nobody cares about cranberries enough to figure it out. And rightly so: cranberries are boring! (Previous Science Facts notwithstanding.)
Bonus fact: So-called “craisins” are something different still! Some kind of petrochemical distillate, I think. I’ll have the team look into it!
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