Did you know …
That Percy Spencer, the inventor of the microwave oven, created the microwave exclusively for the purpose of animal abuse? It’s true!
Fortunately for us—because who wants to use a custom-made puppy boiler to cook up their mac and cheese—Percy was never able to actually abuse an animal with his invention. His family knew exactly what he was up to, and watched him like hawks at all times. If Percy even got close to the microwave oven while holding anything alive, his sister or his stepfather would spray him in the face with a plant mister and yell at him until he left the kitchen. Rascal.
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