Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Shmerm Shmeory


Did you know …

That so-called “clean rooms” aren’t actually very clean? It’s true! This is because the scientists and engineers who use “clean rooms” are by and large disgustingly dirty people.

Not only do scientists typically not bathe or wash their hands, many scientists actively work to make themselves filthier, like they get some kind of sick pleasure out of it. In fact, I’ve seen a scientist drop his trousers in an alleyway, defecate over his own fist, and then punch another scientist in the face with that same fist. The punched scientist didn’t even wake up, much less react with the appropriate revulsion. Also, both of them were covered in rashes, and the one who was awake had plastic bags for shoes.

Science is a strange country!

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