Did you know …
That most of what we think of as “monkeys” are, in fact, young humans?
It’s true! Before a person reaches adulthood, they go through a phase during which we call them “babies.” Before subjecting our offspring to the harsh realities of the world we’re familiar with, mothers send their babies to live in the jungle. Jungles, with their mild climates and abundant food, act as nurseries for the young humans.
After six or seven years among the trees and pumas and things, the babies reach adulthood, and return to the city, where they begin “kindercollege” and learn the skills necessary for driving trucks, drawing with crayons, and achieving diabetes!
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