Did you know …
That the Permian period’s sail-backed dimetrodon was, in fact, not a dinosaur? It’s true!
I bet you didn’t know that, you buffoon. You should have, though. There were no dinosaurs in the Permian. And just look at its teeth! Look at its stance! It’s a mammal-like reptile. Come on. It’s more closely related to you than it is to a dinosaur.
Other things you’re wrong about:
-Mayflies
-Lyme disease
-Financial strategy for retirement
-Shower frequency
-Pringles
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