Did you know …
That scientotheologians of the last century believed that lemons were “the Devil’s fruit”? It’s true!
According to their literature, there is clear evidence that Satan favors the lemon because a) the Devil’s face looks like a cat’s butthole (that sour pucker!), b) the Devil is bright yellow, and c) the Devil just likes that sour, sour taste.
All current evidence seems to suggest that the lemon is indeed favored by the Lord of Lies and Putrefaction, but, of course, the lemon isn’t a fruit! It’s actually a variety of tropical nut! Those dummies.
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