Did you know …
That it was none other than George Washington himself who invented freedom? It’s true!
That is to say, President Washington didn’t invent total freedom for women, poor people, or anyone who didn’t have relatives in Europe; he invented the freedom to light off fireworks and get blackout drunk in your backyard. It’s a limited segment of freedom, sure, but nothing to sneeze at. Wave a flag and shed a tear for Poppa G.
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