Did you know …
That coffee isn’t what you always imagined it was? It’s true!
What, then, is coffee? It’s best we don’t talk about it. I’ve seen a lot of the things you put into your mouth and … yuck … but knowing any more about coffee might make you rethink having a mouth entirely.
Some things coffee is not:
-Made of beans
-Flame resistant
-Suitable for the elderly
-Something that has never touched a naked, bug-covered human body
-Sustainable
-Soothing when applied to the naked eye
-Not a Bilderberg Group conspiracy
-Tooth-whitening
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