Saturday, January 11, 2014

Neptune has your number


Did you know …

That Neptune is now retrograde? It’s true! This means that you’re currently experiencing a drastically increased risk of having a finger or toe torn or ground off.

How does Neptune influence the probability that you will lose a digit in such a gruesome manner? Telekinesis, we think. But if the stars and planets can affect the odds that the entire world around you will give you a good or bad day, just yanking off a finger shouldn’t be much of a problem for them.

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