Monday, January 27, 2014

Crybabies


Did you know …

That no one likes a crybaby? It’s true! So if you ever want to have friends, you have to learn how to suck it up and turn off the waterworks now and again.

Many scientists believe that our ingrained aversion to crybabies springs from the universal disgust and contempt we hold for actual babies. So when someone sees you crying about something, you subconsciously remind them of a gross little baby, and they immediately experience the biological imperative to avoid you, or set you on a raft made of grass and dirt and send you down a river, or something.

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