Did you know …
That the nicer a person’s voice is, the worse their breath smells? It’s true!
Many scientists believe that these golden-voiced cesspits are hosts to some sort of symbiotic organism; perhaps fungal colonies or families of beetles live in their throats, nourishing their vocal chords while also farting and shitting on them. Yuck, but, you know.
Anyway, nobody wants to get close enough to their awful mouth holes to get to the bottom of this bizarre correlation.
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