Did you know …
That even when a man bites a wolf or dog, neither party becomes a werewolf? It’s true.
Bonus fact: I’m no longer allowed in the zoo. Which, frankly, is crushing, because I love that place. I mean, Jesus, would someone who hates the zoo enter after normal operating hours just to bite the animals? Think about that, Carl. Think about that, and tell me again what “the obvious, logical solution” is. You wouldn’t know an obvious, logical solution if it broke into your house after normal operating hours and bit you on the hand.
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