Did you know …
That horses kill more people every year than sharks do? It’s true!
Ever since the sleeper hit Deep Blue Sea landed in theaters, the world has lived in fear of sharks—I don’t blame anyone for it! Just think of what those teeth could do to you!—but the fact of the matter is that horses kill and eat far more people each year than sharks do. While we avoid sandy beaches for our fear of sharks, every day almost a dozen people are pulled into streams and ponds by hungry, black-eyed horses.
I would never tell you to just go out and start setting horse traps (that has to be your decision), but next time you see one you might at least do something to show it who’s boss. Try throwing a glass of water in its face, or spray painting a penis on its side.
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