Brainstuff

Did you know …

That people who use .gifs (or, “jiffs,” if you’re going to be a gerk about it) to communicate on the Internet all seem to suffer from a mental condition that drastically reduces their capacity to think and understand? It’s true!

Scientists believe that the condition is related to a prion infection, but, unfortunately, to determine whether or not the .gif user is infected, the brain of the subject must be removed, blended up and baked, or something. So far, every .gif user tested has been infected, but until we can blend up all their brains, we won’t know how strong the association really is. But here’s hoping!