Showing posts with label eyeballs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eyeballs. Show all posts

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Mysterious Eyeball


Did you know …

That the human eyeball is too complicated to have evolved on its own? It’s true! I mean, sure, photosensitive cells aren’t that hard to get your brain around. But how could a depression have formed around them to give them some directional sensitivity? And then how could the opening of that pit have narrowed to limit light intake and allowed for the formation of basic images on the light-sensitive cells? And, really, at that point, is it very likely that a structure like a lens could have developed over the opening to further refine incoming light?

LOL! Of course the eyeball evolved! What, did you think aliens came down and jammed some balls in your stupid head-pits? Geez-louise, get on your horse!

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Catarac-ac-ac-ac-act


Did you know …

That when people or animals get cloudy eyes as they get older, that’s their mental fantasies crystallizing behind the lenses of their eyeballs? It’s true!

If you look into a cloudy eye very carefully from very close, you can actually see some of the fantasies! Be careful, though, sometimes they’re pretty gross. Yuck! Keep that stuff to yourself, Blindy!